From Donna: "The funniest single costume I ever saw was “A One Night Stand”. Back in the 80’s my friend Kiki cut a donut shaped circle out of heavy cardboard, placed it over her head, draped a 60” round table cloth over it (also cut a donut hole to easily place over her head). She hot glued a small alarm clock and vase/flower to the “table” top, and placed a lamp shade on her head! It was hysterical, every time someone asked what she was, she laughed and said “I’m a one night stand”! It was really a great conversational starter too. Just typing the description of her costume and remembering the night is making me smile again."
How To Recreate This Halloween Costume: Donna has explained how her friend did it really well for the DIY fans. Or, you could purchase a ready made One Night Stand Costume (I was surprised as you are that one actually exists).