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Quotes About Dating


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Whether you're new to dating or, as one of the quotes listed below, have been dating for most of your adult life and ready to settle down already, sometimes it's nice to know you aren't alone. Find laughs in a shared experience, or nod your head in agreement with some of the telling dating quotes shared here. Because just like the celebrities and experts listed here, dating might prove frustrating, but ultimately we're all looking for the same thing.

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." - Garry Shandling

"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it." ~ Torrie Wilson

"I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?" ~ Kristen Davis, on Sex in the City

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." - Rita Mae Brown

"My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other." ~ Catherine Ladman

"Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked." - Walter Rant

"When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it." ~ Scott Wolf

"After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners." ~ Melinda Gates

"I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be." ~ John Stamos

"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person." ~ Britney Spears

"I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!" ~ Andie MacDowell

"I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'." ~ Kelly Osborne

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it." - Garry Shandling

"I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age." ~ Dana Delaney

"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away." ~ Jenny McCarthy

“Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" ~ Rita Rudner

"Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too." ~ Vanessa Hudgins

"Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld

"In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part)." ~ Joy Browne

"Successful dating is not a destination, but rather it is a journey. This journey can either continue as marriage or friendship." ~ Noah Mitchell

"Dating is more than a cup of coffee and less than signing a lease." ~ Sharon Romm

"Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing. ~ Jason Scharwtzman

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